Christmas Party Comedy Awards (& Colin Robertson Memorial Peak TT Honours)
As Oscar Wilde famously said, "Life Is Too Short To Be Taken Seriously", except of course when it comes to "The Rules". Likewise, awards at Christmas parties should NEVER be serious, nor interrupt a good time!
The SIRS awards presented at this year's Dragon/SIRs Christmas Party are as follows
Brokeback TMS Award (most improved and handsome rider)
A special meeting changed the tone of the club forever and even resulted in a new segment.
Goes to : Ric Shadworth
Most Pussy Award
Pussy related injuries (and great pussy gifs)
Goes to : James King
Most consistent female rider
We have to reward any kind of riding that DELIVERs exceptional results!!
Goes to : Helen Cosentino (picked up by expecting father Philippe)
Beware Danger Award
Its back luck to mention the word "Crash" but some people can't help themselves!
Goes to : Anthony Lam
Absent due to crash (although he claims another dinner)
Best GIF-fer and longest taper
Sometimes its not about the bike OR the riding!
Goes to : Paul Redders
Absent due to manflu (more tapering)
Best Smashfest Instigator (and bike breaker)
So you think you are on a coffee ride....👺
Goes to : Kris Guns
